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  • antique-scarecrow:

    shittydinosaurdrawings:

    garlic bread.

    the calmness that permeates over me every time I experience this… I don’t subscribe to heaven but this is my Eden

    (via milomeepit)

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  • manywinged:

    manywinged:

    growing up by the coast means that instead of crows on your roof you get seagulls and it honestly feels much more threatening

    A line of 5 crows on a rooftop on a bright blue sky day.ALT

    these are friends. guys even.

    A flock of seagulls on a rooftop on a bright blue sunny day.ALT

    this is a mafia family

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  • failhag:

    i’m not a shoplifter but i believe in their beliefs

    (via justfor2am)

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  • dykesynthezoid:

    At Shabbat service tonight I was talking to this elderly couple and the lady said, “Oh, we went to see the Barbie movie today!” And then her husband got SO excited to show me his bright pink kippah

    (via gay-jewish-bucky)

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  • gay-jewish-bucky:

    Some great Jewish sources for learning about Judaism

    • Jews for Judaism
    • My Jewish Learning - Judaism & Jewish Life
    • Jewish Virtual Library
    • Judaism, Torah and Jewish Info - Chabad Lubavitch
    • Reform Judaism | Reform Judaism
    • Reconstructing Judaism - Deeply rooted. Boldly relevant.
    • The Open Siddur Project
    • Home | AJC
    • American Jewish Historical Society (ajhs.org)
    • ADL
    • Center for Jewish History
    • YIVO Institute for Jewish Research
    • United States Holocaust Memorial Museum (ushmm.org)
    • BimBam: Jewish Videos for Adults, Kids & Families

    (via gay-jewish-bucky)

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  • txttletale:

    txttletale:

    i gotta say i agree that exposing children to algorithmic content feeds is going to make them grow up with one billion new kinds of mental illnesses and it’s a serious societal problem that urgently needs addressing but it makes me v. v. v. uneasy when i see posts going around that identify this issue and come to the conclusion ‘this is why it’s important for parents to know what their kid is doing online’ and uh girls there are a lot of kids out there who would be dead if their parents knew what they were doing online

    “yeah this aspect of capitalism is extremely alienating and traumatizing” and im nodding and smiling and then they add “which is why we must retreat to the safety of the family” and i start abruptly high-pitched screaming like a fire alarm

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  • adhdoofenshmirtz:

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  • were–ralph:

    were–ralph:

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    CAST CAST NOW CAST NOW DO NOT HESITATE CAST FUCKING NOW

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    MANIFESTING

    MANIFESTING

    (via ifitsbritishimprobablyafan)

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  • happiebirdie:

    weaver-z:

    I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man’s memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey’s paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

    you don’t control who lives who dies who tells your story

    (via ifitsbritishimprobablyafan)

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  • validwarriorcatsnames:

    amarkls:

    cryptid-on-a-string:

    hustlerose:

    hustlerose:

    of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

    easy website

    ^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

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    weird horse

    “Websight” is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

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